Squire’s Isle Created by Geonn Cannon

Hey, I just looked up and spotted @hellodanieldorr from Riley Parra in a Kia commercial! He seems like a much nicer guy in this. Really got his life together. 😁 pic.twitter.com/b94M3FAZHb

@SenTedCruz Hardworking, blue-collar men and women who can afford to fuck off to Cancun. Or to Mar-a-Lago, a literal country club, to kiss the ring of the man you sold your soul to. Is your wife allowed, or has Donny instituted a no-uggos rule?

@schweinsty Yeah, people assumed Avengers happened in 2012 because that's when it came out. But then Spider-Man came out in 2017 and started with "Eight Years Later."

@schweinsty Well, they couldn't even get the Spider-Man/Avengers timeline right, so...

@schweinsty Ah, I missed that confirmation! So yeah, definitely way too early. It made more sense when she was watching it in the Avengers compound.

I mean, what are we to believe, that this is a magic DVD set, or something? Ha ha, boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

This is a really dumb #WandaVision quibble, but if Wanda is the same age as Elizabeth Olsen, then the scene with the bootleg DVDs took place in 1999, which is before Malcolm in the Middle even premiered. It was certainly wayyy before it would've been bootlegged in Eastern Europe. pic.twitter.com/9WS71eB7HE

@Elphabelle Happy birthday!! pic.twitter.com/Ajl9N73Hrq

Shouldn't @tedcruz still be hiding his hideously bearded face in shame for how he acted during the Texas crisis? Oh hahaha. "Shame." From a Republican. Sometimes I don't listen to myself before I speak.

@AstrimaPrd Nah, I figured out a work-around. 😁

@BorderInvisible This feels like watching the downer version of #Gravity. No happy ending here. 😩 #DrTennant #CICearth

A long walk along the harbor on a night almost as beautiful as my wife's smile. Not too shabby, Squire's Isle.

@SIRegister omigosh!! 😮 we leave town for one weekend and everything gets shaken up! CONGRATS! 👏👏👏

Five years down, fifty-five or sixty (give or take) to go! Happiest of anniversaries to the bestest of wives. Love you, M! 🌹❤️🌹☔️->⛅️->☀️

RT @GeonnCannon I swear I'll shut up about this soon, but just in case: If you want to see #RileyParra on @tellofilms, let them know! ctt.ec/7v799