Squire’s Isle Created by Geonn Cannon

@WindyCityCamera "What vowel is left? I? How?! There are literally zero words in the English language that use the letter I."

@KitSwink "They'll go after children." Buddy, she's 40 and a criminal in her own right. Spare us.

@LizVassey The MEN get the masks, 'cause they're MEN!!!! ...and you know if they get so much as a sniffle they'll be absolutely insufferable, whereas Alice...? Alice has had covid six times and is still soldiering on.

@jaredlholt Not even a single dollar. "Mid-$8 range" implies it might have just been fifty cents.

@LizAlps @LizVassey 1) Who needs instructions on how to wear a mask in Year Two of the pandemic? 2) That is... very clearly not a list of instructions.

@BryanSteil Buddy, if you need instructions on how to wear a mask, you've got bigger issues than whatever made-up problem you're talking about.

@MaggieMaeFish I'm exclusively descended from the nice white people in historical dramas who are nice to their servants and say things like, "I believe it's high time women should be allowed to vote, it's the 1850s after all."

@MaggieMaeFish Favorite line is after a string of crypto "explanation": "...sorry. Some of this is just going to be like that."

@KitSwink @LizVassey Fair enough!

@KitSwink @LizVassey You don't like them with a little bit of built-in chili flavoring?

@BorderInvisible This feels like watching the downer version of #Gravity. No happy ending here. 😩 #DrTennant #CICearth

A long walk along the harbor on a night almost as beautiful as my wife's smile. Not too shabby, Squire's Isle.

@SIRegister omigosh!! 😮 we leave town for one weekend and everything gets shaken up! CONGRATS! 👏👏👏

Five years down, fifty-five or sixty (give or take) to go! Happiest of anniversaries to the bestest of wives. Love you, M! 🌹❤️🌹☔️->⛅️->☀️

RT @GeonnCannon I swear I'll shut up about this soon, but just in case: If you want to see #RileyParra on @tellofilms, let them know! ctt.ec/7v799