Squire’s Isle Created by Geonn Cannon

@JeremyCShipp Have you seen Artemis Fowl? Fans of the book tell me that thing is TERRIFYING.

@AwkwardHolland That wouldn't stand a match against my roasted turkey breast with mashed potatoes and, um... and, um... ::takes Marie Callender box out of trash, reads:: ...and homestyle stuffing with vegetables in a savory gravy.

@ronmarz You'd think they'd be more concerned with the fact his first adventure was published in 1939, which means dude's gotta be over 100. We got a centenarian out there running around on rooftops and they're worried about what he does with his money?!

@oheysteenz "Thank you for purchasing me such a stylish playset-slash-sleep center. It's come to my attention that you intend to use it for your night-meals. That is... heh... adorable. But I suppose I am open to negotiations."

@Alterici We both know that never helps.

@Katiepult Maybe they were inspired. pic.twitter.com/muu8EKTFXM

EVERY TRUMP TEAM MEMBER WHO WRITES A BOOK: pic.twitter.com/xsWAOwvBnA

@Alterici No one ever does this kind of discourse on Scrooge McDuck. He hoards wealth AND he's a foreigner, GET 'IM!

Also, who knew there was a "Woman in Tuxedo" emoji? 🤵‍♀️

August's Patreon is up! Felicity Archer isn't the female James Bond. She's her own kind of spy. But she does have a few things in common with Mr. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang.🤵‍♀️ patreon.com/posts/40254213

@BorderInvisible This feels like watching the downer version of #Gravity. No happy ending here. 😩 #DrTennant #CICearth

A long walk along the harbor on a night almost as beautiful as my wife's smile. Not too shabby, Squire's Isle.

@SIRegister omigosh!! 😮 we leave town for one weekend and everything gets shaken up! CONGRATS! 👏👏👏

Five years down, fifty-five or sixty (give or take) to go! Happiest of anniversaries to the bestest of wives. Love you, M! 🌹❤️🌹☔️->⛅️->☀️

RT @GeonnCannon I swear I'll shut up about this soon, but just in case: If you want to see #RileyParra on @tellofilms, let them know! ctt.ec/7v799