Squire’s Isle Created by Geonn Cannon

Look. I love orcas. But they are TERRIFYING, and there's definitely a reason they're called killer whales. twitter.com/samthielman/st…

A free hour at school. A VCR, and a friend with a tape in his book bag. Teen Me: "I'm not gonna watch a movie called Princess Bride, dude." 59 minutes later when the bell rings: "Wait, no, wait, we can't stop, hold on. Wait. Can I borrow the tape...?" twitter.com/Cary_Elwes/sta…

@goldengateblond @KitSwink And Trump has lost the presidential election more than anyone else. Combined.

@KitSwink @SusanRubin1 Actors are not animals! They're not? Have you eaten with one?

I see there's another #TrumpRally going on... have they finally settled on what they're raising money for? Or do they just go with whatever... Half giving cash to prove he's president right now, the other half giving money so he can run again in 2024?

@evafay He withheld sex, resented their baby, hoarded money for a personal vacation (presumably without her), and she didn't want a divorce becccccaauuuuse...? pic.twitter.com/4WHSwLwip3

This feels like if they did studies five times a year to prove that drinking water helps with hydration. How many times to do you need to prove an obvious fact before these idiots get it through their skull? cnn.com/2021/09/24/hea…

@lonewolfofsd @LizVassey "We killed him." "What do you mean we I was standing over here."

@LizVassey (No offense meant to Lobstercules or her babies)

@LizVassey "We've got a blind date with destiny. And it looks like she's ordered the lobster."

@BorderInvisible This feels like watching the downer version of #Gravity. No happy ending here. 😩 #DrTennant #CICearth

A long walk along the harbor on a night almost as beautiful as my wife's smile. Not too shabby, Squire's Isle.

@SIRegister omigosh!! 😮 we leave town for one weekend and everything gets shaken up! CONGRATS! 👏👏👏

Five years down, fifty-five or sixty (give or take) to go! Happiest of anniversaries to the bestest of wives. Love you, M! 🌹❤️🌹☔️->⛅️->☀️

RT @GeonnCannon I swear I'll shut up about this soon, but just in case: If you want to see #RileyParra on @tellofilms, let them know! ctt.ec/7v799