Summary: Amy and Kate take a simple birthday request and take it to the extremes.
There’s about to be a new member of the Powell family…
@Bibliomike @SubcommanderT @levarburton JIMMIE: "I don't believe in a no-win scenario!" LeVAR: "I don't care how emphatically you say it, South America is not a country."
@shannleighreeve Also, like you said, NO ONE who carries a weapon for a living should ever be confused about what they have in their hand. I have zero training and still find it hard to believe I'd be confused. The weight alone...
@shannleighreeve So glad the ME correctly identified it as a homicide. Even in some cuckooland where it was an accident, their defense is "Sorry, our cops are just incredibly inept"...?
@MondaireJones @AwkwardHolland And the defense this time is "We're not racist, our cops are just inept." Real comforting, guys.
@LizVassey Very very close. But I definitely grew *apart* from the red state/conservative area, if not away.
@thekatyrex ...wait, what have y'all been saying?
The only thing I miss about the 2020 news cycle is that for a few blissful months of lockdown, there wasn't a damned mass shooting every three days. twitter.com/JonLemire/stat…
@Alterici Wow, I can't even think of one that I like start to finish... there's always at least one weird one throwing it off. Closest might be this: pic.twitter.com/43CHhNKtEe
The guy wrote one terrible song forty years ago that isn't even Google's top result for 'cat scratch fever' (you have to add 'song' so it knows what you're talking about), why is anyone still treating him like he's relevant? twitter.com/snopes/status/…
A 74-year-old fell for scam by known con artist. His family should intervene. twitter.com/morgfair/statu…
@BorderInvisible This feels like watching the downer version of #Gravity. No happy ending here. 😩 #DrTennant #CICearth
A long walk along the harbor on a night almost as beautiful as my wife's smile. Not too shabby, Squire's Isle.
@SIRegister omigosh!! 😮 we leave town for one weekend and everything gets shaken up! CONGRATS! 👏👏👏
Five years down, fifty-five or sixty (give or take) to go! Happiest of anniversaries to the bestest of wives. Love you, M! 🌹❤️🌹☔️->⛅️->☀️
RT @GeonnCannon I swear I'll shut up about this soon, but just in case: If you want to see #RileyParra on @tellofilms, let them know! ctt.ec/7v799