It's strange that an inauguration where literally everyone is in a mask somehow looks less ominous than Trump's.
@thefawz Having spent the pandemic in Oklahoma, I see Bill and I think... ::sigh:: I mean, close enough... 😁😑
@thefawz I hope Greta's parents are all "That was a very rude thing to say on Twitter" but their voices are all strained and they're trying to keep a straight face. "This is the last time, young lady. After today, no more dragging the President." And Greta's all, "Okay, after today."
@mmpadellan@StormyLeatherNY Trump did leave a note after all. Apparently it says "Pardon me. Please. Please, please, please, I've done so much bad shit and I'm terrified of prison. Please pardon me. Please." And the paper is all tear-stained and crinkled.
@FernandoAmandi Citizen Trump, en route to a residence where his neighbors don't want him, to await the first of many lawsuits and the first day of his second impeachment trial, where not even his scam lawyers are willing to represent him.
@Alterici "Pardon me. Come on. You know you want to. Pardon me. PARDON ME. PARDON MEEEEE."